homura-bakura:

from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books.  you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it

delgay:

dantooiine:

delgay:

my gf is an oven

explain

roasts me

jayce:

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

hematomaniac:

person: that could kill you

me: good

hacksign:

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

dreamsuggestion:

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

spicegrl:

need me a lover who wants to stay in on a friday night and do face masks together while sipping kombucha and watching crime documentaries

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over”
“bend what? over”